Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Re: Top 5 random sh*tty pop songs turned into metal/rock awesomeness

Friday, May 6, 2011

Top 5 random sh*tty pop songs turned into metal/rock awesomeness

You know what? i am going to start posting random top 10s/5s... You know, cause i am feeling like to... Anyway, without further delays here is a list of 5 random crappy pop songs, that somehow, some guys more talented(obviously) than me managed to transform into awesome rock/metal songs! Soooo...

No5
-Heartbeats by The Knife

The Knife is an electronic music group formed in 1999 that i barely know about, and do not wish learn further stuff about. This song isn't as bad as the other songs on this list. It has a decent beat, and the vocals sound good for the most part. It is the electronic thing that goes on that kills it for me(its not really my type of music, to say the truth, but oh well). Not that good though. Then this came out:
-Heartbeats by José González

You may remember it from that Sony Bravia advert with the bouncing balls. A beautiful, simple, magical, hunting acoustic song that pretty much OWNS the original in every way. It proves that you don't need any of that fancy electronic, trance crap to make a good song. Just a guy with an awesome voice and his acoustic guitar skills. Seriously, The Knife managed to get public attention because of this cover. Think about that...

No4
-Gimme Gimme Gimme by ABBA

We have gone back to the 70ies! No reason to tell you about the song. Everybody has heard of ABBA at least once in their lives, and the song is quite famous too, so here is the transformation:
-Gimme Gimme Gimme by Beseech

Have you ever wondered what ABBA would sound if they were a Doom Metal band? You don't have to anymore! Because Beseech did that, just for you! It is pretty astonishing how you make such a song into a depressing, epic Doom Metal fest
, but it was somehow done!

No3
-Metro by Berlin

Uuuuh the 80ies! Well i was born in 1991 but you need no help to realize that it was the gayest decade of all. Seriously, go watch a movie from the 80ies, and try not to have the word ''gay'' popping in your head every 5 minutes. Heck, Hair Metal was at its peak during the 80ies! Do you need any more proof? This song is cheesy 80ies every way you look at it. How can you possibly make a decent cover out of it?
-Metro by System of a Down

SOAD are some crazy motherfuckers. They took the most 80ies song they could find, and they made it their own bitch! Seriously, if you didn't know about the original you couldn't tell the difference from the rest of their song catalog. It is such a great remake! Awesome job guys!

No2
-Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics

Another awful song from the same decade. An annoying beat, some shit with violins(i think) going on in the background, and......It is simply a shitty pop song. The singer also looks fucking creepy, her voice sometimes downright annoying and the video clip has some weird shit going on with cows. FUCK. The sad thing, is that this was a huge hit in its time. How can you possibly fix to this travesty? I think you already know...
-Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson

Fuck yea! This is what i am talking about. This is the song that skyrocketed Manson into the metal scene. The song that made him famous. Nowadays he is a ghost of his former glorious past, but you cant deny the awesomeness of this song. It is simply a haunting, chilling, creepy masterpiece bearing no resemblance to the original whatsoever. Its what metal covers should be. How can we top Marilyn Manson on this list you say?

No1
-Oops I Did It Again by Britney Spears

OH... MY... LORD... I love the 80ies all of a sadden. This song(if you can call that this abomination) resembles everything that is wrong with music nowadays. Shitty lyrics, awful vocals, crappy melody... Music for 9 year old girls. Ear bleeding all the fucking way... someone needs to show that bitch how its done...
-Oops I Did It Again by Children of Bodom

This how its done. Children of Bodom raped that bitch all the way. They made her travesty song, so fucking epic(awesome guitar solo included) that it shouldn't be considered her song anymore. This cover is a nice FUCK YOU to the pop music industry! Metal will never fuckin' die! I could have chosen from countless remakes of today's pop songs but this one sticks out of my mind the most, because simply, Children of Bodom are fucking amazing.

That's it folks! Next time!

6 months dead? WTF?

Seriously, this site needs some love! Starting with something random i am going to post soon....

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Beelzebub Krillin Bros Reference!!

Lol! I've just read ch 91 of Beelzebub! Oga went to the river to train with 4 monks and called them Krillin Bros!
Very funny chapter btw!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

THE MOST MIND-FUCKIN'-BLOWING ACTION SCENE

THE MOST MIND-FUCKIN'-BLOWING ACTION SCENE
EVER

PERIOD!!!
Behold to this Masterpiese from India, and witness reality getting thrown out of the window in this 6 minute brainwashing
You will never see the world the same ever again....

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