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KBE is Proud to present you THE book that has all the Knowledge of the world...
And it is there for you to discover....
We Present you :

This soon-to-be-released LEGENDARY piece of recycled paper (we are environmentalists), we function as a guide to the knowledge dam, how to dive in it, the secrets of falling apples, professors that wonder and much more useful knowledge...
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